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Pato a pato.

The illuminati. I’m with the illuminati. I don’t have a badge or anything like that. I’m what you might call a hobbyist member. But I earned it. I did extensive research on the net. The code words I followed led me to forums - secret forums, forums that don’t show up on Google. And I’m an avid poster. A valued poster.

(Source: atomicdomme, via jesuschristofborg)


nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

(via satans-sparklydildo)


punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

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Nicki:fuck them skinny bitches
Me:YAS! I ain't shit!
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