Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
(via baileysemmens)
when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
(via iwishihadafather)
my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
(via fartgallery)
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
(Source: slydigger, via asassyrectumlovercoveredincatcum)
